new page coming soon

Oh, hey!  Umm, this is awkward.  I didn't think you would actually click on the link to come to the page that said the page would be coming soon.  Didn't that insinuate that there wasn't an actual page to see here?  It's my fault, actually. I am honestly a really bad insinuator.  One time, on a date, I tried to insinuate that the guy and I should kiss.  Instead, I ended up walking his dog for like two weeks.  And then he broke up with me. 

Anyway... now that you are here, let me tell you about the page that is coming soon.  It is going to have something that no blogger has ever had on their website ever in the history of blogging kind.  I know that, by saying this, I am blowing the whole thing out of proportion.  But it's true - this will be completely original.  I've given some local friends a sneak preview and their reactions have been priceless.  So I am super excited for you to see it.  I should have it ready by early December.  And if I have now put you on the edge of your seat, then be sure to be signed up for the newsletter because I will be announcing it's arrival there.  Also, thank you for clicking on the link for the page that said the page would be coming soon.